I know all of this because I never participated in team sports as a kid. And NOT having something is the pathway to observing it the most keenly.
This omission was born not out of lack of opportunity or shoddy parenting but my borderline pathological fear of organized sports as a child. I hated gym class, excelling only at dodgeball, the sole sport devoted to avoidance (which was my entire sports strategy).
Eventually though convention dictated that I had to choose a sport. So I joined a bowling team. Once a week I would go with my older sister to the Bowl-o-Rama where we lobbed our hot pink 6 pounders down the shiny wooden lanes. Surprisingly, it wasn't all that bad. I could pretty much forget I was on a team at all, there was such a low degree of teamwork, technique, or athleticism. And the bowling alley was an exciting place full of danger and sin. Cigarette smoke! Greasy pizza! Fat men with tattoos drinking foamy yellow water!
Soon it came the time for coming up with a team name, and as intellectual competition has always been more up my alley, I set out to pen the greatest name possible, something that could summarize bowling's great legacy and athleticism. As I had zero actual interest in bowling itself, I came up with something completely trite and forgettable. My sister though, ever a more devoted fan of the lanes, had a brilliant idea. It sparkled like a star, snapped off the tongue like the crash of a strike.
Our little democracy of elementary school junior bowlers put all the names to a vote and of course her submission won unanimously. I was so proud of my big sister, so proud to actually be part of a team. We were the Thunderballs, title of champions, an elite crew who knew our stuff.
Well, why then when we went to our first bowling meet did everyone else in the alley laugh when they announced us over the loud speakers? "Frrrrrom Bremerton Washington, in lane 4, theeee THUNDERBALLLLLLS!"
And whatever did happen to those team uniforms we had been promised?